Bis-Serjetà

By Karl Stennienibarra Going to the University of Malta is not really a big deal, Rector Juanito Camilleri said today, as a portion of UoM students go to the polls to vote in an election no one else cares about.

By Karl Stennienibarra Doctors have made a breakthrough in the fight against the debilitating illness known as the Harlem Shake, after it was discovered that taking your own life is highly effective at combating the disease.

By Karl Stennienibarra New subjects, new surroundings, new course mates, and quite possibly a few doubts about whether you’ve chosen the right path in life. Starting University can be stressful. With this in mind, we here at Bis-Serjeta have put together a brief yet handy guide to put your mind at rest.

By Karl Stennienibarra Russian president Vladimiar Putin is the surprise winner of the University Popularity Contest 2012, also known as the KSU Election, even though he was not officially on the ballot. Mr Putin swept to victory with 5000% of the votes, amid allegations of possible fraud. In an emotional speech outside Students House, during [...]

By Karl Stennienibarra The driver of a car that fell into a giant crater-like pot-hole in Mosta has unwittingly stumbled upon the lost city of Atlantis, finally solving a centuries-old archaeological mystery.

A University lecturer spotted several times at Għajn Tuffieħa over the past fortnight has told Bis-Serjetà that he is seriously contemplating correcting students’ exam papers very soon.

The owner of a shop which recently opened at University has strongly denied that she is selling contraceptives to students. The sale of condoms on campus is strictly prohibited by the University Morality Laws, but last week a rumour quickly spread around campus that a newly-opened shop in Students’ House was selling them. However, shop [...]