Bis-Serjetà

By Karl Stennienibarra Pope Benedict XVI will move to Malta after he resigns from the papacy so he can represent the country at next year’s Eurovision Song Contest, Bis-Serjetà can reveal.

By Karl Stennienibarra Archbishop Paul Cremona has accused Gozo Bishop Mario Grech of deliberately hogging all of the attention, and has vowed to start playing a game of fundamentalist one-upmanship by saying more insane things.

By Karl Stennienibarra The Catholic Church in Malta has drastically cut the number of prayers it devotes to sick people, leaving the ill to fend for their own survival. According to Archbishop Paul Cremona, the cuts are a result of the need to spend prayers elsewhere. “Over the past year, the great moral crisis that [...]