Bis-Serjetà

By Karl Stennienibarra Labour has started to place adverts in people’s dreams, in an attempt to be in their minds when they are asleep as well as when they are driving, browsing the internet or reading a newspaper while on the toilet.

By Karl Stennienibarra Maltese politicians have been found to contain up to 99 per cent stupidity, a rigorous study has shown.

By Karl Stennienibarra The Labour Party will shift all of Malta’s human and fiscal resources into the production of political billboards should it be elected, Joseph Muscat has promised.

Heritage Malta is today allowing free entrance to four of its museums. Bis-Serjetà ventured into the street to ask the Maltese what they think of this generous offer…

By Maurice Scerri Guardarobba – Eurovision correspondent Singers who have taken part in the Eurovision song contest are to make up the entire list of candidates for the next election, as both parties realised there is absolutely no one else in the country capable of occupying a seat in parliament.

By Karl Stennienibarra Opposition leader Joseph Muscat has promised to increase Malta’s relatively low crime rate if elected,  in order to guarantee jobs for criminology graduates. Dr Muscat had previously pledged to provide all young people with education, training and jobs, but he went into further detail at a Labour youth activity yesterday. “How can [...]

By Karl Stennienibarra Labour spokesman for tourism and Air Malta Gavin Gulia has attended the birthday party of every single Maltese person in the last year, whether he was invited or not.

By Karl Stennienibarra Accomplished local DJs J-Joy and Ruby have announced their intention to contest the next general election with the Labour Party, in an attempt to inject the country with “xeba vibe, man”. The pair will officially launch their candidacy tomorrow at Labour’s pre-local council election party, where aside from sets by Ruby and [...]

By Karl Stennienibarra The Labour Party has claimed it has found the secret to immortality, but is refusing to disclose it “until the time is right.”