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By Karl Stennienibarra in celebrity gossip mode -  Prime Minister Joseph Muscat and Leader of the Opposition Simon Busuttil have been spotted having a romantic dinner at a posh restaurant in St Julian’s.

By Karl Stennienibarra The leaders of Malta’s two main political parties have both announced they will be siding with Italy rather than Malta when the two sides meet for tomorrow’s World Cup qualifier at Ta’ Qali.

Scroll down for the latest updates After spending hours upon hours poring over the many tomes of Maltese electoral law, we have found a loophole that will allow us to post political updates. According to the law, you may write about politics, but only if you do so in Mandarin Chinese. For this reason, we [...]

Karl Stennienibarra Labour leader Joseph Muscat has performed a series of miracles in front of the thousands of his followers gathered in Ħal Far for the party’s final mass meeting, further cementing his messianic credentials.

By Karl Stennienibarra Labour has started to place adverts in people’s dreams, in an attempt to be in their minds when they are asleep as well as when they are driving, browsing the internet or reading a newspaper while on the toilet.

Every week BS tells you who pushed, who shoved, who cried, who pulled whose hair, who told on who and who pissed their pants in the 2013 election campaign.

By Karl Stennienibarra The Prime Minister has announced that the world will end on December 21 if parliament fails to approve the budget in today’s vote.

By Karl Stennienibarra The Labour Party will shift all of Malta’s human and fiscal resources into the production of political billboards should it be elected, Joseph Muscat has promised.

By Maurice Scerri Guardarobba – Eurovision correspondent Singers who have taken part in the Eurovision song contest are to make up the entire list of candidates for the next election, as both parties realised there is absolutely no one else in the country capable of occupying a seat in parliament.

By Karl Stennienibarra Opposition leader Joseph Muscat has promised to increase Malta’s relatively low crime rate if elected,  in order to guarantee jobs for criminology graduates. Dr Muscat had previously pledged to provide all young people with education, training and jobs, but he went into further detail at a Labour youth activity yesterday. “How can [...]