Tag Archives: Joseph Muscat

Muscat and Busuttil spotted out on romantic date

By Karl Stennienibarra in celebrity gossip mode -  Prime Minister Joseph Muscat and Leader of the Opposition Simon Busuttil have been spotted having a romantic dinner at a posh restaurant in St Julian’s.

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Muscat and Gonzi supporting Italy tomorrow – Malta vs Italy

By Karl Stennienibarra The leaders of Malta’s two main political parties have both announced they will be siding with Italy rather than Malta when the two sides meet for tomorrow’s World Cup qualifier at Ta’ Qali.

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Day of reflection: Live blog (in Chinese)

Scroll down for the latest updates After spending hours upon hours poring over the many tomes of Maltese electoral law, we have found a loophole that will allow us to post political updates. According to the law, you may write about politics, but only if you do so in Mandarin Chinese. For this reason, we [...]

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Joseph Muscat performs several miracles at final mass meeting

Karl Stennienibarra Labour leader Joseph Muscat has performed a series of miracles in front of the thousands of his followers gathered in Ħal Far for the party’s final mass meeting, further cementing his messianic credentials.

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Labour advertising in people’s dreams

By Karl Stennienibarra Labour has started to place adverts in people’s dreams, in an attempt to be in their minds when they are asleep as well as when they are driving, browsing the internet or reading a newspaper while on the toilet.

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Gonzi ties budget vote to end of the world

By Karl Stennienibarra The Prime Minister has announced that the world will end on December 21 if parliament fails to approve the budget in today’s vote.

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Labour promises billboard-based economy

By Karl Stennienibarra The Labour Party will shift all of Malta’s human and fiscal resources into the production of political billboards should it be elected, Joseph Muscat has promised.

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Eurovision singers to make up entire list of election candidates

By Maurice Scerri Guardarobba – Eurovision correspondent Singers who have taken part in the Eurovision song contest are to make up the entire list of candidates for the next election, as both parties realised there is absolutely no one else in the country capable of occupying a seat in parliament.

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Muscat pledges to increase crime rate for criminology graduates

By Karl Stennienibarra Opposition leader Joseph Muscat has promised to increase Malta’s relatively low crime rate if elected,  in order to guarantee jobs for criminology graduates. Dr Muscat had previously pledged to provide all young people with education, training and jobs, but he went into further detail at a Labour youth activity yesterday. “How can [...]

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