Bis-Serjetà

By Peter Brokesalbite – Apocalyptic financial correspondent As the economy crumbles and the euro faces imminent collapse, Bis-Serjetà has put together a list of things that worthless euro coins can be used for, focusing mainly on survival needs:

By Hymen Grech European economists have discovered that the euro is in fact a bipolar teenage girl, after stumbling across a secret diary belonging to the troubled currency in an office at the European Central Bank headquarters in Frankfurt.