Bis-Serjetà

By Karl Stennienibarra in celebrity gossip mode -  Prime Minister Joseph Muscat and Leader of the Opposition Simon Busuttil have been spotted having a romantic dinner at a posh restaurant in St Julian’s.

By Karl Stenniebarra Jeremy, the protagonist of Gianluca Bezzina’s Eurovision song ‘Tomorrow’, has been arrested after a woman reported him for stalking her for the past three months.

By Karl Stennienibarra A drunk man confirmed last night that the drunken kebab he was eating was the best he had ever tasted, surpassing even the mind-blowing kebab he had while drunk the previous weekend.

By Karl Stennienibarra A man who admitted to raping a woman while dressed in a clown costume will not face a jail sentence, after it was established that he only raped her jokingly.

By Karl Stennienibarra Timesofmalta.com, Malta’s most popular satirical news website, is now charging intelligent people money to view its articles, in an attempt to keep them away from the site and retain its core readership of idiots, xenophobes, homophobes and illiterates.

Karl Stennienibarra Simon Busuttil, the newly-elected leader of the Nationalist Party, is planning to start holding political rallies in his living room, so he doesn’t have to strain his delicate voice.

By Karl Stennienibarra A humble Maltese potato has been appointed as vice chairman of the Valletta 2018 European Capital of Culture committee, in order to compliment the skills of Jason Micallef, who was appointed as chairman this morning.

By Karl Stennienibarra The Maltese countryside is set to become a battlefield this spring, as a loophole in EU law has been found that allows people to shoot and trap bird hunters, bringing joy to nature lovers all over the island who for years have wished to ally themselves militarily with defenceless birds. The Hunter [...]

By Karl Stennienibarra Going to the University of Malta is not really a big deal, Rector Juanito Camilleri said today, as a portion of UoM students go to the polls to vote in an election no one else cares about.

By Karl Stennienibarra Raymond Bugeja, the entrepreneur and seeming underdog in the race to become leader of the cash-strapped Nationalist Party, today tempted party councillors to vote for him by dangling €500 notes in front them.