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Click on the images to read the articles 10 – Steaming Pile Of Shit confirmed for Isle of MTV Number 9 – Maltese athlete wins gold in race to Primark Number 8 – Car falls into giant pot hole, discovers ruins of Atlantis Number 7 – Girls fights with Paceville table, and loses Number 6 [...]

By Karl Stennienibarra It is no longer illegal to drive under the influence of alcohol in Malta, after the government legalised drunk driving just in time for New Year’s Eve parties.

Karl Stennienibarra Wayne Hewitt is yet to come to the realisation that no one actually cares about his opinion, it has emerged.

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Heritage Malta is today allowing free entrance to four of its museums. Bis-Serjetà ventured into the street to ask the Maltese what they think of this generous offer…

A plastic bag impressed on its debut for England against Belgium in a friendly at Wembley today, amid concerns that England’s muted style of play could trigger narcolepsy in those watching.

By Tessie Theuma – Happy fluffy story and linguistic correspondent (includes audio) The accent used by Maltese-Australians when speaking Maltese upon returning to their  mother country has been voted the most annoying in the world, according to a survey conducted by an international accent magazine.

By Tessie Theuma – Happy fluffy story correspondent  Sitting on her plastic-covered scarlet arm-chair in the boudoir of her Gzira home, one would be forgiven for thinking Doris Borg is just a regular sweet old granny. But while she is indeed sweet as kannoli, she also has a more illicit side: she is Malta’s oldest [...]

The following are some of the most notable quotes by politicians, celebrities, deceased jihadists, farm animals, royalty both contemporary and Biblical, troubled currencies, and ordinary citizines during  the past year:

2011 has arguably been one of the most eventful years in recent times. Natural disasters, violent conflicts and political upheavals provided the media with a constant supply of material to report on and semantically engineer. In Malta, local media often included details on whether any Maltese people were involved  in these incidents. However, what they [...]