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US President Barack Obama yesterday suffered what has been described as the most daring cyber attack in history, after being embarrassingly fraped by Chinese President Hu Jintao.

By Hymen Grech European economists have discovered that the euro is in fact a bipolar teenage girl, after stumbling across a secret diary belonging to the troubled currency in an office at the European Central Bank headquarters in Frankfurt.

By Stu Bondàge An autopsy carried out earlier today on the corpse of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi has confirmed rumours that the deceased Libyan dictator was in fact a Maltese nanna. Dr Abdel bin Tahwid, the doctor who performed the autopsy, said features on Gaddafi’s body corresponded with those normally found on Maltese grandmothers, although he [...]

The country of Iceland will be wiped off the face of the planet tomorrow after the EU declared it “a massive pain in Europe’s arse”. As the latest ash cloud from the Grimsvoetn volcano continues to disrupt air travel across the region, European leaders appear to have had enough, and have decided to launch their entire arsenal [...]

The spirit of assassinated Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden has taken a break from his 72 virgins to let the world know that the stash of pornography found on his computer and underneath his bed did not belong to him.