By Karl Stennienibarra
The Internet has thrown up all of Daphne Caruana Galizia’s posts through the blogger’s monitor, covering her in her own bile.
“Three weeks ago the banshee known as Daphne Caruana Galizia stopped posting because she was abducted by aliens, much to my relief, but she got on their nerves so much that they chucked her back,” It said.
The blogger returned with a vengeance just in time for the start of the election campaign, posting roughly 50 articles a day.
“I just couldn’t take it any more. For every valid point there are 100 more illogical, one-sided and blinkered arguments. Yes, Labour are cheesy and a few Apples short of an iPhone, but have you seen the Nationalists’ stuff? Why of course Angelo Micallef is perfect material for a credible testimonial. My-arse.pn.
“And it’s not just the endless stream of vitriol I have to put up with. I also have to watch a bunch of sycophantic twats masturbate furiously to everything she writes. Yes H.P. Baxxter I can see you. Your ejaculation face is hideous.
“So while she was writing a new post about something dumb that Labour did while conveniently overlooking PN’s own witlessness, I puked it all up through her monitor and into her hateful, elongated face. All the character assassinations, cheap pot shots and simplistic diatribes. I hope the accusations that she’s a witch are true because she’s going to need a lot of magic to clean that mess up.”
The Internet said It would now go back to happily receiving pictures of Tard the Grumpy Cat.