Paceville bouncers to guard coastline against immigrants
May 28, 2012 
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By Karl Stennienibarra
Bouncers from various clubs in Paceville will take it upon themselves to patrol the Maltese coastline this summer, saying they want to stem the tide of irregular immigration that is expected over the summer.
The entire coastline will be surrounded by a red rope, with bouncers on jet skis armed with anything they can get their large hands guarding the island’s beaches.
“We’re the best people for the job, with a proven track record in preventing black people from entering places where they aren’t welcome,” said Chief Brokenbottle, the 7ft tall, 4 ft wide bouncer in charge of the operation.
Human rights groups both local and international have called the measure “just a teeny bit racist,” but Chief Brokenbottle resents the accusations.
“We have every right to stop people who we deem undesirable from entering our clubs, and now our country. Some would argue that hundreds of these people deserve refugee status, but may I point out that two or three of them smell bad and masturbate in public, so it all evens out. If they don’t like it, they can go to Lampedusa,” he said.
“Now shove off so I can let these four big-titted blondes in.”
The bouncers have given themselves permission to use any force necessary to prevent immigrants from getting onto the island, safe in the knowledge that the chances of them being jailed are practically nil.
When contacted for his comments, Interior Minister Carm Mifsud Bonnici said he knew nothing of the patrols, but said he was a very hard worker and a “tifel bravu ħafna.”
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I have a couple of children who under 16 years of age. When they go swimming, will they be allowed back on the shore without an ID?
ejja xi hadd beda jiehu naqra azzjoni bisserjeta! nispera ma jwaqfuhomx issa ukoll!!
If someone thinks that this amusing well I really cant find anything funny in these comments !!!! my husband work the doors in PV , first of all you don’t imagine how I feel each time I see him leaving me and my children every night not knowing how he will come back ,if with some stiches on his head or not return at all and the next morning receiving that frightening phone call that asks me to find a lawyer because he has been put in some sort of trouble !!!! come on guys do you even imagine to go in a club without any sort of security !?!? these are people trying to do their job and to go back to their family !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u r very right but some people dont realise until they r in the situation very good comment that u made
Maggy, I’m sure your husband is a decent guy but you can’t deny that some bouncers in Paceville are total bullies, and yes, racists. No one’s saying all bouncers are troublemakers.
Get over yourself. Seriously.
Your husband may be one of those ”ok” bouncers, but then again this article wasn’t aimed at your husband, it was directed at bouncers in general. At the end of the day its his choice to be a bouncer, nobody is forcing him, and really, he is not making the world a much better place by guarding a door, no offense.
That said, please, for the love of god, learn how to use proper grammar and punctuation. I take it you’re substantially older than 20 considering you’re married, yet with all those bloody exclamation marks you give people the idea you’re a love-drunk 13 year old girl.
yes nobody is forcing him to be a bouncer, that is his job and he likes it. “ok” i woudn’t go in a club without any security. They are there to stop the people hwo drinks two wiskeys, and they thing that they are something ,and start fighting eachother. And after all what do they get in return (the bouncers)? Only shits… about how old I’am its not your busines. i just respect their job,and what do they do for the clubs to be a safty places.
Idea tad dahq u kienet tkun tad dahq kieku kitiba xi hadd kapaci. siehbi jekk int razzist titfaghhiex fuq il bouncers ta pv ghax int injurant u ma tafx kif jahdmu… forsi qatt ma dhalt havana? jew forsi ma jdahlux xi hadd harira … bhalek?
Hi to all I work as door supervisor In the clubs of PV well pls let me start from all you prejudists that like to point your fingers , it’s true that sometimes you may find some doormen that loose it and perhaps go off their line of duty but before that lets go a step back before when some ignorant altered drunken or not in the right state of mind person is about to enter the club ……….. the doormen with their experience notice that this person is not in a good state of mind to let’s say integrate with the other clients and politely refuses the entrance to this person ……… either mentioning the dress code , membership or some other mild reason ………… this client doesn’t take the reasons and wants to impose his self …… 15min after (at least) this client is still imposing himself , the door staff is still trying to reason with this person ………. 30min after this lets say client is starting the usual insults ( playing the same old racist card !!!) threats and verbal abuse !.!.!.!… seeing that the threats don’t work most of people will realise that the best option is to back off and try some were else !!!!! BUT BUT BUT you always find that super human that thinks that with his super human strength will subdue 2 or more well trained professionals what you call bouncers and force his self-inside the club !!!!! what happened ??!???!?? this stupid person ends up maybe a bit thorn up , realises that after all hi does not possess superhuman strength and goes to the police with this very said story of abuse and discrimination …….. now what?????? The door stuff after a night of insults abuses and threats ends up with a court case !!! eventually he will be acquitted but come on people “LETS BE HONEST IS THERE ANY CLUB OWNET THAT WOULD ALLOW ANY SORT OF ABUSE OR DISCRIMINOTORY ACTS AT THE DOOR TO PREVENT A MONEY SPENDING CLIENT IN HIS PREMESES !!!” get real people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don’t throw the stone and hide your hand please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve been going to Paceville since I was 17. Over the past 7 years I’ve often been more drunk than I should have. Yet I have never once been denied entry to any club because I was too drunk (on one occasion I wish I had because I fell down some stairs), and have never known any of my friends to be denied either…
Wow, the comments section of this one is almost as interesting as the main article itself. It’s a bit like the article a few weeks back that wounded the egos of the Southerners (or should it be, “tas-sawt”) – only this time it seems to be bouncers – those hard-working, zealous guardians of the peace in paceville.
Honestly, my opinion is pretty much “meh”. I mean, there are good bouncers like there are bad ones. Sure there are plenty of stories of alleged racism in the Times. And it’s no secret that you don’t have to be the brightest tool in the shed to become a bouncer. But it’s a pretty important job, and someone has to do it – otherwise the club patrons would be the ones to suffer from the drunk violent assholes who are in plentiful supply in paceville…
Personally I don’t visit Paceville much, but the few times I’ve been there I’ve never had any problems with bouncers.
Oh, and maggy – I appreciate the effort you went to to write in English, but OhPlease gave you some constructive criticism and I think you’d benefit from listening to it.
WOW…what an amazing mentality we have on the rock!!! TAL-MISTHIJA!!!!! qata razisti u injuranti!! Ahjar jibatu id-dar it-tfal ta taht l’eta u jaghmlu xoghlhom dawn il bouncers. Mela Russa Malta ilegali orajt dik… imma iswed le. Nerga najd tal-misthija!!!