Jersey Shore spin-off coming to Malta
March 25, 2012 
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By Karl Stennienibarra and Krista Perugina
The Maltese government has successfully concluded negotiations with MTV to bring their hit reality TV show Jersey Shore to Malta.
The original show documents the escapades of young Italian Americans, or guidos and guidas, with a fondness for hair gel, fake tans, fake jewellery, hair extensions, body building, breast implants and non-stop partying.
The show’s producers are currently scouting for a house which will serve as the participants’ base, where their every action will be filmed, and have narrowed their choice down to various locations in the south of the island.
Just like the original Jersey Shore, the participants will have to earn their place in the house. The women will work at Get Nailed – Nails by Shanequa, while the men will become employees of Up Your Tail Pipe car tuning garage.
“The government has given the southern area of Malta many precious gifts over the years: the power station, the sewage treatment plant, the airport, fish farms, the Freeport, and Fabrizio Faniello. Bringing a Jersey Shore spin-off to The South reaffirms our commitment to the area.” culture minister Mario de Marco told journalists at a press conference.
The show’s producer, David Knobjockey added, “Dr De Marco was just telling me how places like Bormla and Marsascala would be perfect for the show because they’re full of what you Maltese call ħam…”
“…sandwiches. Ham sandwiches,” the minister interrupted. “Have you ever tasted a ham sandwich from Zabbar? Delicious.”
An advertising campaign for auditions will be conducted on Smash Radio.
“Walking around the Cottonera I’ve already seen like 15 Snooki lookalikes, so finding participants shouldn’t be a problem at all,” Mr Knobjockey said.
When asked if they would be participating, local youths taught inquiring journalists several new strings of expletives before speeding away in their sticker-covered Toyota Starlets.
Labour MP Silvio Parnis has already expressed interest in taking part.
Meanwhile, news that Snooki herself is pregnant has prompted the international community to form a taskforce to locate her nest and destroy the eggs before they hatch.
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Dawk mill belt mhux mil bormla.
ajdilom naqa. basta kulhad et jiftah halqu. the ones that made this oage didnt even know were these girls live . qabdu u wahhlu f bormla u fisouth kollu . morru intremew you pricks
int qeda tirabja ghax int mis south biss
lol joke
Aw naff li mintx mis south ghax kiku kif qed tuza computer
kemm iz zobb focc kemm andek int bla sens
smooth. qisek mis-south ux int kif qbizt.. ehhhhh
Dear Karl & Krista. Vera dawn hamalli u baxxi pero qed taqu aktar baxxi inthom tipruvaw twaqqghu ghac-cajt lin-nies li joqghodu fis-south ta Malta mentri jekk inthom ta imnihirkhom imxammar I will suggest you to smell your own arm pit and see what you do first. Daqs kemm hemm qalbhom tajba tas-South m’hemmx in-north u dawn kullimkien issibhom dawn il-hmerijiet mhux Bormla, Marsaskala, Zabbar and what so ever. Bugibba u l-Mosta invazati b’dawn il-hmerijiet.
I’ve shared my opinion and my opionon is that you both people suck.
Thanks.
U ijja, ikkalma, naqa satira ta hehe. Issa jkun hemm il-Ministru tas-Sawt jaqbez tnejn ghalikom, u jnehhu dan l-artiklu hux. Qalbu tajba l-Ministru tas-Sawt to-be tafx?
Grazzi
well said!
xilalla qed tghid siehbi? hahahaha!
You both people suck.. makes alot of sense .. By any chance do you, suck?
paroli fil vojt naqbel mijak 100 % jien single mother u proud ukoll li uliedi tajtom limahba kolha li ommu tista itijom tajtom daqs li kiku kopja mizewga amilta tal omm u tal miser u am jidispjacinix fil hajja kulhad jizbalja jien ma izblajax ax hrigt tqila ta eta zghira ax it tfal mumiex zball…minflok nitolbu al din it tfajla biex alla itija tarbija minmlija sahha le nitfawla il gebel …south u north min ma amilx zbalji f hajtu jitfa l ewel gebla ..tinsiex min andu domna u min andu salib
taf kemm idumu jpalaw dawn in nies jekk jigri xi haga lijlom jew lil familtom jew jekk andom lil uliedom……. isa ara xtahom f`sormom dan il pic ahjar jollu jdejom qabel ma jitnejku b`haddihor…….. bhal ma jejdu kull min jolli jdejh kulhadd andu xi jxomm u alla idejh twal u jilhaq lil kulhadd igifiri oqodu atenti min qet jitnejek bijom ax lum qet titnejku bijom u ada jew pitada ha jitnejku bikom igifirir ikbru naqa nies u jekk idahlu naqa sens go mohhkom tkun qedin tamlu gid lis socjeta
Alla aka l-Flying Spaghetti Monster? :p
Ijja taf min qed jaghmel gid lis-socjeta` hux? Nies bhali li m’humiex ghazzenin u sabu xoghol, u qed ihallsu t-taxi biex int toqghod id-dar tiehu l-flus minn fuq dar il-Gvern…
`tan-Nort` kemm int bahnan ruhi int lijlek min qallek li jien ma nahdimx u fuq kollox lijlek min qallek li jien qet nihu l-flus min fuq il gvern???? ara veru qijad sew eee alinformazjoni kolla tijak ruhi jien il lum il gurnata mizewga alkemm kelli tifel kont andi mhux mizewga u kont adni zajra ima lum il gurnata mizewga u biex ma tigudikanix ma missier it tifel mizewga ukol u mhux talli mizewga ima talli nahdem ukoll ta sabih igifiri qabel ma tpalla kun cert li taf il fatti ta sabih
What does Cospicua have to do with anything ? Leave us alone.
imma kemm int injurant sihbi mela issa namlu birkirkara watch fix xitwa ax emm biss em is sireni ax tant kemm huma idjoti li ma jindunawx li l’ilma jitla hemm
Dear kemm int injorant,
I would like to tell you that I live in Birkirkara, and very close to the ‘wied’ and for your information we are not that idiot not to tell that the area is flooding. Further information for future reference shieħbi the point of tht siren is to remind those who have there cars parked in the nearby to remove them and to alert on-coming cars to take other roads so to put down the risk of engine-break down.
Sincerly, Tifel Karkariz li għandu sens aktar minnek
Owned xD
It-tifel Karkariż ġabek maħta :p
ostja ghandek ingliz vera tajjeb
Ara naqa tidru minn fejn intom ta, qas naqa cajta ma tafu tiehdu ? Jien minn north u nammeti , t-tip ta’ nies li hawn igeluk iggib ghajnejk wara widnejk. Dawn in-nies kullimkien issibhom vera, imma no offence, fis-south esagerati t-tip ta’ nies li hemm. Vera li hemm nies b’qalbhom tajba imma huwa fatt li fis-south hemm aktar tfajliet li ghadom zghar johorgu tqal milli hemm fil-north.
Nies bhal dawk tar-rittrat igeluk tisthi tghid li int Malti. Tinqabad tqila taht l-eta u qas biss int mizewga mhux kbira bizejjed ? Hemm ghalfejn ninzaw nofsna arwenien nipuppaw sormna naqa l-barra issa ? Bravi hafna edt insiru eh. Inkomplu sejjrin hekk !
skuzi ta TheUnknown imma jekk hawn xi hadd li jikxef kollox u jippupa sormu huma n-nies tan-North ghax hlief nejk u cuccati hekk ma narax kull meta nitla l-hemm fuq (sfortunatement jkolli nitla hafna bilfors) u kull meta ninzel lejn is-south l-unika drabi li nara n-nies jikxfu huwa fis-sajf fuq xi ramla jew bicca blata hdejn il-bahar.
and you got this statistic from where?? and you’re sure these people are from the South? or is it a given for bigoted individuals like you that something like this could not have come out of the sacred, hallowed, virginal North!
Mhux ma nafux niehdu cajta imma meta taghmel hajtek kollha tisma’ ghax ta’ south hekk u ta’ south hekk tiddejjaq. In-nies hamalli kullimkien issibhom, sfortunatament il-housing fis-south ta’ Malta huwa irhas allura in-nies bi problemi socjali ta’ Malta kollha qed jigu joqghodu hemm. Ma nahsibx li ahna ta’ South ghandna xi tort.
Taf kemm il-darba nkun f’postijiet u nisma’ nies ipparlaw fil-vojt fuq Bormla u meta nghidilhom li jien minn Bormla johorgu bis-soltu frazijiet “Lanqas tidher li int minn Bormla!” jew “Mhux ghalik kont qed nghid” Meta nsaqsihom ghalfejn ma jkunux jafu jwiegbu.. Ghax ghalihom tfajla minn Bormla = tfajla hamalla.
U please note joqghodu Bormla dawk li jkunu min-north u jkollom problema habba il-finanzi. Jien ommi min bormla u missieri mil-birgu u mumiex baxxi, qed nighd hekk mhux ghax familti imam vera. ma nistawx niefqu naghmlu timbri lin nies ghax mal-ewwel jaqlawlek xi haga.
dear The Unknown alinformazjoni tijak jien inqbat tqila kont adni zajra lum il gurnata ghandi l eta tiji u ibni andu 3 snien imur l iskola u ghalkemm kont adni zajra kont kapaci kemm jien kif ukoll missieru li erfajna responsabilta dejjem tmajnih u dejjem libisnih u dejjem nadif kien igifiri tatakax lil kull min ikun ghadu zghir u pregnant….. u billi ghax tas south hemm iktar tfajliet li nqabdu tqal ikunu ghadom zar ma jfissirx li ma jihdux hsibom u oqod atent kif titkelem u tataka ax tan north allajbierikom kollox tajjeb tamlu u qaddisin mixjijn fl art uxx
‘Paroli fil vojt’ you are the best :3 I’m sure that your son is proud to have a mum like you TA L-INQAS ghandek qalb zammejtu u rabbejtu kif xieraq. Nawguralek
thx hafna hi hu kburi li kellu genituri bhalna li konna kapaci rabejnih u ahna kburin bih ax hliefu mandiex u alijna iffiser kollox u dik hi jien u hafna bhali konna kapaci zamejnih u rabejnih u tan north jekk jinqabdu jkunu zar ikunu kapaci jamlu bhali u bhal hafna ohrajn jew imorru jnehuh biex ma jidrux koroh??
X’naghmlu issa, nibaghtulu card lit-tifel jew, meta jtella r-4 sinna lol? Nahseb normali ifhem li jkollok tifel u titimghu u tlibbsu u tibaghtu l-iskola, le?
Insomma l-punt hu, l-artiklu u dwar dik li marret tippoza man, li *le* mhix normali hehe. Jekk int ma mortx tippoza allura mhux bik qed nitnejku
nipoza ma mortx u laqnas mhu behsibni imur jekk nerga nkun pregnant… il-punt tiji hu li dak beda jatakka lit tfajliet li jkunu nqabdu pregnant u mumiex mizewga u ghax adom zar ok ax ma kellux alfejn jitfa lil kulhadd fl istess xkaffa ax billi tkun pregnant ghadek zajra ma jfissirx li hu xi dizunur
“huwa fatt li fis-south hemm aktar tfajliet li ghadom zghar johorgu tqal milli hemm fil-north.”
Ok.
The Unknown, tista jekk joghgbok tilluminana daqxejn u tghidilna minfejn qed iggibhom dawn “il-fatti”?? Tfajliet taht l-eta’ li johorgu tqal, minbarra zwieg (OMG!! :O ) qedin kullimkien. M’hemmx ghax tan-north u ghax tas-south.
Jiena noqghod fis-south pero’ ghamilt zmien noqod fin-north ukoll u t-tahwid kullimkien qieghed. L-istess haga tghodd ghal hamallagni…
Tfajliet u guvintur jigru bl-imwies fil-bwiet taghhom, rajthom go Bugibba (kienu jintefghu hdejn il-bumping cars u allahares ikun hemm min ixellifa maghhom…) u ghadni qatt ma rajthom go qiegh iz-zejtun (fejn noqghod) so STFU!
Mr The Unknown. Cajta u stereotyping hi differenti. u int bhalek kif taf li tas-South johorgu tqal aktar min tan north? wara kollox il punt hu mhux ghax johorgu tqala meta jkunu tfal il punt hu li hawn min hu hamallu u low life bhal dawn in-nies. Kullimkien issib l-esagerat imma tigix tighd li tan north aktar. ghax kieku jekk naghmlu xi haga fuqkom ma nispiccaw qatt.
U lil dak Tan-Nort ahjar titallem tikteb ghax tider li min north tiprova tara it-tajjeb taghkom li mandkomx
Fuck off.
Naħseb aħjar titgħallem tikteb int, l-iżbalji grammatikali li għandek f’dak li ktibt tal-waħx.
Da kollu ghax taf tuza l-alphabet malti fuq il-compjuter qalbi. Please go die please..
Dik waħda u nitgħallem bl-għ, int insejtha :p Allaħares kont qed nikkoreġilek xi komponiment għax marka baxxa intik kieku :p Eh u nipprova b’p doppja mhux p waħda u tidher bl-hakka.
Alphabet bil-Malti Alfabet tikiteb u jekk tuża “Please” darba biżżejjed, qisek tallab/tallaba b’żewġ “please” fi spazju ta’ sentenza qasira.
Ħaġa oħra, qed takkuża lil min kiteb l-artiklu b’ġenerelizzazzjoni meta inti stess qed tiġġeneralizza.
Looool allinqas Jien ma noqghodx nitkellem ‘qekk lajk juw did bix timijta lil dawn li jiktbu qekk’
Mela xomm taht idejk u imbghad tkellem.
Any who tough shit nahseb qatt ma gibt komponiment kollha tajba qalbi hux hekk?
*Computer… loooool
Huwa fatt li t-teenage pregnancy hi l-iktar komuni fiż-żona li kulturalment nafuha bħala s-South, u l-iktar fl-inħawi tal-Port il-Kbir. Din il-PQ tikkonferma dan: http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20120313/local/children-having-children.410975. Jekk tara l-istatistika tat-tqala qabel iż-żwieġ fost nisa ta’ kull età f’Malta, se terġa’ ssib konċentrazzjoni ta’ każijiet in-naħat t’isfel ta’ Malta.
M’hemm xejn neċessarjament kundannabbli f’dan, imma iva, għandu raġun jgħid li l-problema tat-tqala fost iż-żgħażagħ issibha iktar ‘l hemmhekk.
Xi zbalji ghandi? Kif qallek ‘Hyo hyo hyo’ (grazzi) ahjar tara tieghek, ghax jien l-uniku zball hu li ma nuzax tastiera (taf x’inhi?) Maltija
Probabbilment insomma, int ma fhimtx it-ton satiriku tieghi, bhal meta uzajt ‘Sawt’ flok ‘South’.
Jiddispjacini nghid li dan il-comment board se jirriskja jispicca bhal ta’ timesofmalta.com, fejn qabda nies jitfghu ‘kumment’ bla ma lanqas biss jahsbu…
M’hemmx imniex Tan-Nort!
Mut liba.
Inġibulek erbgħa pompiera mid-dipartiment tat-tifi tan-nar Sur/Sinjorina/Sinjura Suggestion? :p
L-intelliġenza fil-kummenti tiegħek hija kbira, speċjalment il-mod kif tirribatti l-argumenti ta’ ħaddieħor.
hahahhaha tajba hyo hyo hyo!!!!
what the fuck?
Angry Suggestion is angry.
Ga qed narah jixbah tat-Times of Malta, ghax hlief qabda bravi jikummentaw bl-Ingliz m’hawnx.
Ara naqra jaħasra x’ferneżija qegħdin fiha l-ħamalli jittajpjaw għax il-kelma satira ma tinstabx fid-dizzjunarju tagħhom :p
Qabel ma jtikom attakk ta’ puplesija u tibda tfur ir-ragħwa minn ħalqkom jien min-naħa t’isfel ta’ Malta u mhux min-naħa ta’ fuq. Dan l-artiklu daħħaqni.
Issa imbilli qed toqodu titajru qiskom tfal zar! Wara kollox mhux lesson tal malti qedin naghmlu ta taqawx fil hara jaqq -.- Kieku ha nighdlek andkom x’tikoreguli :p LOOOL!
xi trid tghid bija li ta marsascala hamalli? mela ax emm 2 jigru gifiri kulhadd hamallu, tista tmur tas sliema ax xorta ha tara xi hamallu.
.jien in north kont noqghod u bhalissa noqghod is south,tan north it tfajliet li jaghmluha ta dojjoq kemm il wahda titla l’italia meta tkun taf li hi pragnant u taghmel abortion ( hekk sew ? ) u ohra naf bi cert li dawk kollha tan north li qed immaqdru lil ta south xi hadd min tal familja tiju joqghod is south zgur.jien qatt ma had itratti dak it tip u lanqas se nihu ,pero qatt mjien se nithol fuq xi had u nitfa comments b hal ma tefu hafna nies injoranti,jekk ma jogbukx ir ritrati taf x ghandek taghmel …….. pastazzata lil dawk kolla li jithlu fuq nies li lanqas biss jafuhom u jitfu comments li jistu iwwegu lil tal familja tahom.
you have seriously just insulted my intelligence and proved yourself even more stupid than i thought you were. I am from Zabbar (a youth no less) and my entire family has been born and brought up in the south (even though unfortunately there’s always one member who pretends he wasn’t). Naturally I know dozens of people from the south and I can assure you that we are not ‘hamalli’! That stereotype is seriously insulting and completely false. As for you people from Sliema who pretend they’re superior to everyone else – please learn to speak proper English before you judge anyone else and don’t think that just because we live in the south we are any less than you – Unfortunately this is a mentality that has to stop!!!!
Kif iż-żikk qed tassumi lin-nies minn Tas-Sliema qed jikkummentaw? Basta ġej bl-istereotyping aqqulla u waqajt fl-istess nasba.
ridt nghid min tan-Northmhux tas-Sliema – skuzani zball tieghi dak u nammetieh.
Orrajt, però qed takkuża lil dawk li kitbu dan l-artiklu bl-istereotyping u qed tagħmlu int stess. Jien min-naħa t’isfel, familti miż-żewġ naħat min-naħa t’isfel ukoll, miż-Żejtun biex inkun għedt kollox u dħaqt, ma ħassejtnix insulentat bl-ebda mod.
U zgur….. ghax ‘Bormla Shore’ semmewh mux ‘Zejtun Shore’ ux. L-insult hawnekk lizjed li amluh lejn ta Bormla. Jin minix minn Bormla, pero naf hafna nies li huma u gbajt naqbez ghalihom tant kemm nisma nies jigeneralizzaw u jghidu li huma kolla hamalli. Jekk tmorru Taz-Zwejt San Gwann…. just bix insemmi post wiehed fin north li gieni f’mohhi….. tara nies li jilbsu GHAR minn li gieli rajt f’Bormla.
Please, just stop being stupid.
Sur Bull****, qed nasumi li ktiebt bl-Ingliz biex turina li Haz Zabbar mhux kullhadd “hamallu” imma hemm ukoll bravi bhalek li jafu jitkellmu bl-Ingliz
Well, this is humorous indeed, I must say. What I will comment on is the closed-mindedness of the people who are commenting and nonetheless, those who are taking this badly. This is stereotypical to the area, yes no argument there. However, this article generalises and mocks those people that look very similar to the picture shown and nothing else. No one is insulting a Southern’s person upbringing or intelligence and those who take this TOO seriously really have no sense of humour. I found this entertaining because, being a young adult myself, thought this to be true. Countless of ”hamalli” waltz the streets of Valletta and Paceville, thinking that they rule the world when they are only fourteen, and possibly younger. Forgive me, but yes we would generalise because most of those people who do fit the ‘Jersey Shore’ criteria do come from those areas and all this article is is a satire.
F’hafna comments li qrajt sibt zewg zbalji hoxnin
1. Qed tinsew l-iskop ta dan l-artiklu li nkiteb. Dan inkiteb mhux biex joffendu lis-south jew certu postijiet.. dan artiklu sempliciment biex johloq dahqa fuq wicc il-maltin. Ma nafx ghaliex kulhadd irid jiggieled u jaqbez ghal post tieghu.. kull post fih id diffetti tieghu.. get used to them u daqsekk..
2. Dawn it-tfajliet, nifimom li forsi iweggaw li gew daqsekk famuzi fin-negattiv u xbajt narah dan il-pic fuq facebook.. imma nghiduha kif inhi, certu nies jitfaw xeba pics hamalli u provokanti u jiktbu xi title “kiss my ass” jew inkella “min ghandu l-ghali jkompli jzidu hijjj” u minghalihom li lahqu xi Alla, mbaghad ghax hafna nies jaddu z-zmien bihom jiehdu ghalihom.. jien naf tfajliet ta 15 li hargu tqal.. pero flok marru photosession, kienu maturi bizzejjed u ghal azzjoni li ghamlu ghan naqra pjacir, qed ikunu responsabli ghal konsewgewnzi taghhom u jinvestu l-hin taghhom b’mod ahjar…
Jien fic-centru noqghod vicin tal-belt.. la jien south u l-aqqas north.. jien ma ddejjaqnix li bniedem ikun miksi bit tpingijja u erba imsielet ma ghajnejh.. li idejjaqni li certu nies iriduha ta “hot vampa” u jipruvaw jimpresjonaw b’xi karozza tinted u low profile u sticker hamalla.. jew issib xi tfaja b’xi qalziet iswed isikkat u misluta bejn imnehira u xufteja u minaliha li ghax tidher li qisa qa*ba, kull guvni ha jaqalu ghaliha.. dawk in nisa.. iva.. huma baxxi… ghax KUMBINAZZJONI fuq facebook dejjem lil dawn in nies narahom jiktbu status bhal “aaa qa*hba mur habbat bieb iehor”.. kieku qatt xi darba rajt tfajla serja tikteb xi status ekk.. certu tfajliet, jitfaw il gebla fuq saqajom..
Amen.
Amen to that.
Best comment so far. miktub al punt u minajr tajjier u kliem fil vojt. proset
naqbel ma kollox li ghat u hafna tfajliet iwaqaw il gebla fuq siqajhom u iriduha tal hamalli… tkun hamallu muwix xi haga sabiha … ikollok stijl alik hu xi haga sabiha.
mandi xejn kontra it tfajlit li johorogu tqal ax nista inkun jien xi darba jew ohra u hawn hafna tfajlit li jiehdu hsieb lil uliedhom sewwa u ma nistax jigudikaw it tfajla tar ritratt ax hadd ma jejx maghha u hadd ma jista jajd li ma tiehux hsieb it tarbija pero ma nahsibx li hu ritratt dicenti fl opinjoni tieghi imma xorta ma tistax tigudika. Jiena min north u muwix vera li mawx tfajlit tqal awnekk ukoll ax tfajliet tad demm u il laham ma malta u dinja kolla qeghdin.
jiena li ma naqbilx maghha li jieqfu milliskola u biex ma jahdmux jamlu tarbija (i min ta min i) bix jo
biex joqodu fuq il beneficji socjali ax nemmen li it tfal mandomx jitrabbew go dak lambjent. imma hallu il kulhadd jghix hajtu … lilkom ma tamlilkomx differenza… hekk ma jogbokx ir ritratt ta certu tfajliet… tamilx bhalom u daqsek:)
intom bis serjeta ?? dejjem tridu dahlu l bormlaa amlu kapricc u tipruvawx thamgu isem bormla alxejn !!
Din hija website serja hafna. Filfatt jidher car minn isimha.
kemm aw minu injorant !! haba daz zewg hamallati wehel is south kollu ! mux kullimkin isib xi tnejn bhal dawn liktar jek xi wiehet bhalom int mr unknown. qas bis tafu min fejn huma dawn qbistu fuq widilajn u bormla lol. xtahsbu li intom tan north triduwa tal pepeti u li intom xi inglizi kolkom tawwig u hlif taqaw acajt ma tkunux. tatu takom jaq xmentalita grassa b nies bhalkom qatt ma javvanza dal pajjiz kulhad irida tad dejjaq u tal kwiet!
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Ta’ benefiċċju dan is-sit Amanda, speċjalment għalik.
dan kollu ax thobb tittajpja ittri bid dot fuq ic c u bil h rasa maqtuwa bix thossok malti pur mentri et titnejjek b pajjizek stess ? et thossok coolio ax et tittajpja bdan il mod? mur intrema isma minni u jekk andek il bajd uri min inti gej bil hyo hyo hyo lol.
Nammirak bil-mod li tidefendi ruhek lejn is-south, ghax ironikament, ghamilt l-istess zball ta Unkown u tfajt lil tan-north f’keffa wahda.. u haga ma nistax nifhem.. possibli hadd ma jaf li dawn huma minn Valletta u mhux mis-south? tipo dan il hassle kollu ta’ north vs south li ma ghandu x’jaqsam dawn iz-zewg tfajliet.. fis-socjeta Maltija difficli titkellem minghajr ma jattakawk.. ghax qisna Alla u x-Xitan, football, politika, postijiet, lingwa, kulur, religjon u kwalinkwe suggett iehor.. jew abjad jew iswed.. il-kulur griz ftit jafu li jezisti.. tan north jiggieldu mas sought, laburisti jiggield man nazzjonalisti, divorzju kontra knisja, ingliz vs malti, taljani vs inglizi ect ect..
heq bhal ma tefa lili nitfa lilu hux. pero naqbel mijek f kollox li ijat tajt. u eda nikteb ek al darbohra ax pc nikteb in short . minix xi ippokrita ,nhossni cool u bix jigustawni inies ax nittajpja bil h rasa maqtuwa
Jew ikteb b’Malti sew jew tikteb xejn. Minħabba nies bħalek qed jaqa’ l-livell tal-ilsien Malti.
Two wrongs don’t make a right.
Mela ghax aghmel hazin hu, taghmel bhalu?
Umbghad kif nistaw nimxu il quddiem, jekk kulhadd jiraguna bhalek fejn konna se nibqaw!
….but two (w)rights make an aeroplane
Sinjura Amanda, jien u nipprova nifhem il-Malti tieghek u l-iskop wara dak il-kumment, bhal dan ghamilt :
http://i.imgur.com/CZJjp.gif
U fil-lingwa tieghek:
(sinjura amanda, jin u niprova nifem il malti tijek u lis kop wara dak il kument phal dan amilt)
Ahh the beauty of the Maltese Inferiority Complex. Nothing like it.
xorta fimtni le ? taqax ac cajt. billi et tikteb is sing u bl ‘h’ minti xejn ahjar minni kummidjant. fuq il pc nikteb in short xorta fimtuni xritt najt..
U laqas bil-malti tieghak mhux se javanza dan il-pajjiz.
b nies bhalkom ma javanzax mux bil malti tijaj . bil malti tijaj tkazajt qas kont kapaci tirrispondini fuq li att ? la irispondejtni bil mot kif nitkellem fimtni xkont eda najt. vera andek username sabihby the way. lanqas tieghek ma taf tikteb u et tajt alija
Uwejja! Ta’ min ikun ghawn iktar cajt u nejk ta’ dan it-tip. Tas-SAWT (jew Swat
) jitnejku b’tan North u vice versa. Tlaqna! xD
Satira hija haga, cajta bla sens hija ohra! Nistieden anzi nibghat sfida, lil dawk il-jokers li jmexxu dis suppost ta pagna satirika, li jmorru postijiet ohra f malta u jaraw isibux snookies. Morru sa paceville, ta qali, bugibba u ssibu l-istess, xi drabi aghar, imisskom tisthu ghal raguni, qeghdin izzidu sterjotip kontrina, bhala Bormliz inhossni insultat u hafna b dawn il-kummenti, u nistedinnkom tnehhuwom, hasra li m hawnx tip ta arbitragg li jnehhi daz zibel min fuq l -internet…. issa gimgha diehla ghamlu xi artiklu kontra xi razzismu ta! bhaliikiku dan mhux razzismu kontra hutkom Maltin. Isthu jekk tafu kif!!!
Never heard of freedom of speech? Everyone can write his own opinion, if you don’t like it who are you to tell someone to remove such a post. Just don’t read it and move on. Or just have laugh
Proset habib. Ma stajtx tkellimt ahjar. Hemm bzonn li dan it-tabu fuq in-nahat taghna jieqaf. Basta minghalina li rridu nidhru tal-helwin permezz ta’ satira u parodija bi shabna l-Maltin stess.
Ok so by now we’ve established that here (in the Sawt) we are all a bunch of humourless, vinegary individuals…can’t you humour us all and change ‘Bormla Shore’ into say ‘Fond Ghadir Shore’ or ‘Bugibba Shore’ given that not only are we all a bunch of lowlifes but stupid as well and can’t take a joke in the spirit it was intended? Then maybe we get to see what happens when the boot’s on the other foot…
this is not Bormla ,
who is this idiot that wrote Bormla beach
No, no, you’re wrong. It’s “Bormla Shore” not “Beach”. I understand that you may have confused it with Bormla Bitch, but it’s Shore
Muahahahahahahahahaha
Jien m’ jien ha niggudika lil hadd li se nghid haga wahda biss il- hamalli kullimkien qedin mhux fis- south biss u jien li nghix fis- south nista nassigurakom li tliett kwarti ta’ nies hamalli gejjien min postijiet ohra madwar malta ghax il- gvern tal- gurnata hlief nies bil- problemi socjali min lokalitajiet ohra fil- postijiet tal- gvern ma’ jgibx VOLDIERI TWIKKEJNA BIL- HAMALLI TA’ HADDIEHOR !!
U ahna mhux ukoll TWIKKEJNA BIKOM meta qas il-Germanizi u t-Taljani ma hamlukom hajjin u qerdukom bil-bombi u gejtu thabbtulna l-bibien jew? lol Tghallmu idhqu naqa Madonna xD
Int bis-serjeta habib? Dan ghalik jissejjah dahk? Xi nghidu kieku niddiehku b’nies tan-nahat tieghek? Ara veru taqra dal-kummenti u tkompli tiskopri kemm l-injoranza hi fenomenu li jirrenja fl-imhuh ta’ bosta Maltin
Jien mis-Swieqi siehbi, u missieri minn Sqallija u kif tista timmagina in-nies jitnejku hafna bin nies minn tas Swieqi u l-iSqallin. Dejjem nidhak u niehu cajta, goffa kemm hi goffa.
Kulhadd ghandu jitghallem jiehu cajta!!! u ehe, TAD DAHK HAFNA kien dan l-artiklu. Proset lil l-awturi
Why Bormla Shore??? does anybody can tell me?? does the Cospicuan people have something less?? i’m fed up of these stereo types that people from cospicua are less than anybody else!!! it is irrelevant from they are cos if someone search malta entirely one find the same type of people in practically every part of Malta!!!!! so shut up (ghalix kull razza ghanda il paljazza). thanks
Għala jdejquk dawn l-istereo types ħi? Jien tgħidx kemm nieħu gost invenven pajjiż bis-subwoofers fix-xalata!
does you can tell me?? because nobody cans!! lol Funny Engrish xD
irrelevanti l ingliz!!! habib il messag hadtu. min irid jitnejjek u jiddihaq jibda bih innifsu!!!! u f dan il kas bil lokalita tiju!!!! mux jiprova jiddihaq bil lokalita ta haddihor. u iva lili jdejquni alix jin ma niggudika u ma nitnejjek bl ebda lokalita ohra!! alix jek kulhadd ikun passiv bhalek u jigi u jqum mil lokalita tiju rebus shih ikollna. jin alija kburi li jin min BORMLA u ehhe nibqa infahhar dan l isem alix min din il lokalita iva, ehe hargu nis kbar u anka afffarijit kbar, bhal ma hargu min lokalitajit ohra!!! so shut the hell up!
Engrish XD nice one!!
This is a satirical article, imbeciles. The Maltese just have to comment on everything, it’s pathetic. Get a grip.
Yes truly pathetic! Wonder just how well this kind of satire would go down, if say the ‘models’ in the pic were described as village bumpkins from the North…wonder how many northern imbeciles would crawl out of the woodwork then…
imbecile is a person who mixes up satire and bad tasted jokes!
Ċettina, for your information Karl Stennienibarra wrote a rather humorous piece about Baħrija as well:
http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/03/bahrija-mayor-elected-after-fight-to-the-death/
Your point being??
Even people from the Northern part of the island are targeted.
All Jokes are bad tasted…if you are a whiny arse!
Just like you did?
Jimporta thallu lin-nies tas south fi kwiethom?! Ghalfejn dejjem issemmu l’Bormla? M’hawnx aktar postijiet f’Malta? X’qatt ghamlulek s’issa n-nies ta Bormla u tas south? Mhux bilfors hawn min jiehu ghalih jekk dejjem issemmu n-nies tas south!!
U mhux satira jew. Min irid jeqred u min irid jidhaq
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/17125105.jpg
Mux ghal xi haga imma ahna ilkoll Maltin (suppost) u mahniex nghix f’xi pajjiz kbir fejn in-North u is-South huma distanti hafna, pjuttost vicin xulxin allura ma nahsibx li taffetwa daqshekk minn fejn int. Injurant min jindunax xi jkollu hazin mhux min hu mis-South jew North.
Ta l-gahgeb kif naslu nghidu ghax ahna min-North allura ahjar jew ghax ahna mis-South allura alabiebna.
Lofl! the comments are as equally entertaining as the article. Typical Maltese who don’t know the definition of satire (I will now be stereotypically accused of hailing from Sliema/Swieqi/Attard simply because I’m typing in English)
Amen lofl, it’s entertaining and depressing at the same time :p
seems like this article has hurt somebody’s feelings
HASRA LI M’HUMIEX MINN BORMLA
min bormla minix pero mis south u mil kottonera ijja u kburija hafna…… ma nafx ala li jigri xjigri dejjem jehlu tas south specjalment tal kottonera ara veru mandkomx xtamlu ta……… it-tahwid kulimkin qijad nies u ikbru naqa u dahlu naqa sens eeeee
VIVA KOTTONERA!
OO YEAH BECAUSE FULL CAPS RAGE MAKES KOTTONERA COOL!
Seriously though, how’s the black dust?
mur intrema fucking twat minalik trid titnejjek b kulhadd. jekk andek bajd uri minint pufta hanaraw dal qziz kollu min fejn hu gej basta kollok nortijit
Ok amanda, hold on a second I’m looking for a f**k to give
Hahahahaha!
Isimawni naqra. Il-kultura Maltija kollha fiha naqra hamallagni. Kull malti ghandu dik il haga li jew ghax jajat jew ghax jilbes hekk jew l-atitudni. Ma jfissirx li ghax hemm 10 min nies tas-South hamalli ifisser li n-North anqas pero toqodux tiktbu ‘Bormla Shore’ u hekk ghax daqs kemm hemm Bugibba, Mellieha, Pembroke, Mosta etc.. M’hemmx u dawn in-nies insibuhom kullimkien. Ta Bormla joqghodu dawk li jkunu gejjin mic-Centru igifieri please nipruvaw ma noqghodux nippuntaw subajna fuq in-nies ghax mis-South ghandu immage hazina u min-North ta imnihierhom imxammar. Issa hawn min ikun sensittiv li jara dawn l-affarijiet so, l-ahjar nitkelmu generali ghax tas-South ukol hawn min hu imniehru imxammar which is bad :/
L-uniċi shores li hemm il-Mellieħa huma dawk naturali.
Kieku jien missiera dik it tfajla norbtila kantun ma sieqa u nitfaha il bahar imma miniex missiera u sejjer norqod ax ghajjien.
Donnu min kollox issib imma ‘x qala il bahar’ funny enough jezistu. Qas haqq iwaqqu image ta haddiehor li hu ferm ahjar minnhom, jien dik li ninharaq ghax habba xi erbgha hekk iwaqqaw Malta ghac-cajt.
Bis-Serjetà – Serjetà Biss ma jaqbdux man-naħa t’isfel ta’ Malta biss, fil-fatt għandhom artiklu dwar il-Baħrija li kif ħafna jafu jinstab fin-naħa ta’ fuq ta’ Malta.
http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/03/bahrija-mayor-elected-after-fight-to-the-death/
Imma ghid il-verita kullimkein issib dawn l-imbarazz inutli ha noqghodu niehdu ghalina. Jien hadt ftit alija ovja ghax imrobbija mis south imma tigix tighdli nilbislek hekk ta ghax itfak in naha l-ohra :p imma hawn min jilbes hekk hux :/
Jien ma nistax inkun aktar mis-South lol, miż-Żejtun biex inkun għedt kollox. Ili nisma’ affarijiet fuċ iż-Żejtun, “lejburisti”, “cowboys”, “barbari” eċċ, allaħares noqgħod nieħu għaija. Nidħak żewġ daħkiet u nkompli b’ħajti.
Uwejja guys din storja biss.. Toqghodux tiehdu ghalikhom.. Dawn qed juru il kreativita li ghandhom bil kitba.. Brilliant writing guys.. Keep it up… Loving every story.. Im sorry we still have close minded maltese living among us.. So sad..
Well said!
Well Said!! hahaha good one!! nahseb qas missier il baby din m’ghanda idea min hu .. f’xi pole u Z*** tifhem ; )
nahseb foxx kemm andek tifem sihbi dik habibti sihbi u missir il baby al grazja talla taf minu u izomma fuq wicc lidej qalbi lijla u lil binta..!!
Hamalli ta veru eee.. they posted the photos for the public to comment .. So that’s what we are doing… Making them aware how funny and cheap they are!!
Tajba Lillllllllyyyyyy
maa kem intomm bases ruhiiiii halli lkulhadd flibertaa tidu titnejku bkulhadd ilhqu salibkommm u duwru dawra ma familtkom isibu bix titnejku zgurrr mohkom finiss jaqqqqqqqq
Għandek problemi bit-tastiera “sera”? Għandek erbgħa ittri qed jeħlulek u qed tikteb aktar milli suppost jew hu neċessarju.
she said bases, lulz
Port, All your bases are belong to us! Hahaha
Epic and unwitting game reference is epic.
allura b’kara mux south imma hemm hammalli u dgerfix taa. la tridu tikkumentaw b l areas. jien parent u min jkun min hemm taf x jghiduli li jibaghtuhom private ghax in nies imgerfxin li hemm.
Mhux ahjar tghalaq halqek naqra ta’ nort ahna nies sewwa battnilkom fiz- zmien il- gwerra anzi ghallimnikom taqraw u tiktbu u taqflu lazz ta’ zarbun ghax lanqas biss kontu tafu ahna twikkejna bil- hmieg taghkom hemm differenza kbira hux
La jien mis-Sawt
U lanqas min-Nort
Ghax jien mic-Centru
U kull kantuniera dort
Hamalli hemm kemm trid
Pepeti li jaqtghuli l-aptit
Tnejku bihom kemm tridu
Ghax lili la jghamilli deni u lanqas gid!
Jien mic-centru ta’ Malta
Dil-poezija kemm hi tan-nejk
Mhux se nehli iktar hin
Ghax mhu se naslu mkien b’dir-rata!
lol.
ara vera ma niflahx linjoranza li aw f dal pajjiz jaq ta. ara bormla fix dahlet….. listess in nies ta bormla u nies ohra forsi aw xi nies naqra loud iktar min haddihor ima ma jfisirx li jkunu min bormla jin hairdresser u nies jkolli min kul tip ….. kem nies min dawk li jigu bil perli min zbih alla u jibzu jamlu xarom ma jmorux jkisru xi difer u kem nies li jamlu xarom ponytail flipflop u barra… taf x naf li meta jigu in nies tal kottonera il madorranza tahom jsaquk jek andix bzon lajnuna bil jikinsuli ix xar i jkun waqa malrta u certu nies jigu jhalu l made id dar tnadfillom u jhossuwom ta certu klassi…. insoma il punt u aqtaqa li tigukikaw in nies ax tas bormla injoranti hammali bal skola u ta warq l muntanji u ax tas sliema bravi nazzjonalisti imnihriom imxxamar u etc… kulhadd andu tiju u daqsek … u qabel taqalaw panik fuq dawn it tfajlit ahjar amiltu ir ricerka tajba .. THERE ARE NOT FROM BORMLA…. min ivintahAa di???????????
TL;DR
Also, “They’re”, not “there”.
fox il mejtin takom kolla jiena ohta mur huduhhh go ox kemm antkom liba ma in kunx naf min intom
Trololololo, ma taf min jien.
Kumment tipiku Nappiż :p
jekk inti ohta, x’ezempju ser tiehu dik it-tarbija mil-familjari taghha qieghed nghid!
Aw sexy legs!! Int sabiha daqs ohtok jew?! Nghaddi ghalik bl Escort u nurik naqa good time? U jekk trid wara mmorru nghamlu baby ukoll ha tiehu photo session bhal t’ ohtok!
araa kemm intom injurantii taa -.- ghax hadett ritratt bil babyy qeda tifrahh biihhh tmaqduwaa ilhquu salibkom !! u daqsekk qiskom qatt ma rajtu xejj pff
Ritratt bil-baby? More like ‘Ritratt bil-beer belly’ hahaha. U mur hallina f’gih Alla.
U ismek tan-nejk ukoll. Ma nafx kif ma kienx fit-Times dalghodu lol.
Live and let live guys, lets be mature! Even though I don’t agree that a girl/woman during her pregnancy makes a photo shoot wearing clothes like that, almost naked. I’m not judging anyone for God’s sake!!!!
Thanks and have a nice day everyone!!!
Listen guys, this is too much now. Have a look at this picture for example:
http://i.imgur.com/moWp2.jpg
Let’s just stop this stereotype thing.
Hahahahaha proset bil- kbir lil min kiteb l- artiklu ghall- umorizmu taghhom!!
Li m’ humiex jirrealizzaw il- Bormlizi huwa li iktar ma jikkritikaw u jghajjru lill- kumplament tal- Maltin, iktar dan ir- ritratt ha jkompli jaqla diskussjoni, u iktar ha jinxtered (sa gimgha ohra jkun fuq Xarabank).
Ezempju car ta’ dan hija il- kampanja tal- Unhate li hargu biha dan l- ahhar il- Benneton. Din il- kumpanijja gabet ritratt tal- Papa ibus l Imam. Il- paniku li qala l- Vatikan wara li hareg ir- ritratt kien l- iktar haga li ghamel ir- ritratt famuz, filwaqt li ritratti ohra ta’ nies bhal Obama, li ma oggezzjonawx, bilkemm issemmew …
Nahseb li l- lezzjoni li ghandna niehdu minn din l- storja hi li ‘kullhadd hu responsabli ta’ ghemilu’. Jekk ha titfa ritratt bhal dan (li fil- fehma tieghi m’huwiex appropjrijat) fuq facebook, stenna li n- nies ha jikkummentaw fuqu. Jekk mintix lest ghar- rispons tan- nies titfa xejn, u r- ritratti tal- photosession zommhom ghalik.
+1 Ghall-kumment u username tal-genn
Prosit xbin!
Amen to that again.
naqbel mieghek li intqalu paroli zejda imma lanqas hu fair li taghmel artiklu shih tmaqdar lis-south minghajr li it tfajliet lanqas biss huma mis south u tippretendi li hadd ma jghid xejn bix inkunu cari.
L-awtur semma s-South biex ikompli mal-istereotype. Kun realistiku u ammetti li kieku semma n-North, l-artiklu ma kienx se jkun daqstant umoristiku.
Jien u naqra dan l-artiklu nhossni nistkerrah lil dawn in-nies li minnhom dan l-artiklu gie miktub u nkompli ninsinwa li l-veru injoranza qieghda f’min l-aktar jitkaza u jmaqdar. Min tahsbukom li intom, nixtieq inkun naf jien? Gejjin minn xi Holywood jew Bevery Hills? Ghax sa fejn naf jien kulhadd flistess art jghid, u ftakar haga habib, li “mis-sema l-isfel kulhadd l-istess”. Min jgholli jdejh kulhadd ghandu l-gharaq taht ghabtu.
Madankollu l-akbar injoranza tispikka meta tisma dan il-famuz kuncett tal-qasma bejn dawk tan-North u tas-South. Bliema dritt tistigma lokalita’ bhal Bormla b’dan il-mod? Huwa veru li hemm certu problemi socjali f’nahat partikolari ta’ Malta, imma hekk int bniedem serju habib, ma tiktibx dawn l-affarijiet, ghax mhux biss qed tkompli tinfluwenza u tohloq tabu fuq certu postijiet izda qed tinsinwa l-injoranza spjetata tieghek li minghalik tohloq xi parodija ( u hekk ma tafx x’jigifieri mur fittixha fid-dizzjunarju) b’certu nies!
Qis kliemek qabel ma tipprova twaqqa’ lil xi hadd ghac-cajt, ghax llum jien u ghada int habib!..
- Persuna minn qiegh is-South!
L-artiklu kien wiehed umoristiku. Iktar milli ttimbra lil-lokalita’, ittimbra nies li jilbsu b’dan il-mod.
1. Dawn iz-zewg tfajliet mill-Belt jigifreri tmaqdarx lil tas-south.
2. Jekk ser tghidu li la tefghu ir-ritratt iridu joqghodu ghal kritika nfakkrek li hemm mod u mod kif tikkritika.
3. Jien ma ghedtx li naqbel mar-ritratt imma (skuzani tal espressjoni) tqazzizt nara dan ir-ritratt jigri fuq facebook u xi erba ‘perfetti’ jahsbu li ser idahqu bih meta hawn mijied jek mux eluf ta zghazagh li jghamlu HAFNA ghar min hekk, kem minn north u kemm mis south.
4. Nimmagina li hi kuntenta b’hajjita u ma kella bzonn lill hadd biex jindahlilha x’taghmel.
6. Jien la immur ‘i love music’ u lanqas nghid li jien min north u nahsiba ta xi perfetta ghax mis south u proud hafna li jien minn hawn.
Thank You hafna
Jin nghix Haz-Zabbar. Trabbejt go familja li offrietli edukazzjoni tajba u valuri civili. Ma nafx ala dejjem nigu ittimbrati bhala nies hamalli. F’kull post issib nies ta attitudni differenti. Kulhadd ghandu l opinjoni tieghu ta x’inhu hamallu jew mhux. Ghalija l-awturi ta din l-istorja waqghu f’livell redikolu hafna.
Jekk ma taqax taht il-kategorija ta’ nies hamalli m’ghandekx ghalfejn tinharaq. In-nies minn Zabbar huma ttimbrati bhala hamalli ghax il-bicca l-kbira vera hekk huma. Jekk ma tohrogx liebes/liebsa nofsok gharwien/a u ma ssemmix l-Alla f’kull nifs li tiehu, m’ghandekx ghalfejn tinkwieta. Nawgura lill-genituri tieghek talli offrewlek edukazzjoni tajba. Imma nahseb trid tkun altru b’ghajnejk maghluqa biex tghid li Zabbar m’hemmx hamalli u li ma tafx ghalfejn hemm dak it-timbru. Vera li l-hamallagni ssibha kullimkien. Imma rridu nkunu realistici.
Is-south fucking maqjel, ok? Ok? Full stop.
miskom tisthu tghidu fuq in nies.. kull min joli idu kulhad ghandu xijxomm.. dik bicca taha kif tilbes taghmel xara u tipoza mhux bicca ta hadd..!! kunu afu li meta tipuntaw subajkom lejn xi hadd hemm 4 ohra jipuntaw lejkom..!!
Kif sewwa qal il kbir Dave Chappelle:
“The girl says “Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I’m dressed this way does not make me a whore!” Which is true. Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn’t mean they are a certain way. Don’t ever forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me, saying, “Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They’re over here. Help us!” “Oh-hoh! Just because I’m dressed this way does not make me a police officer!” See what I mean? All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore’s uniform.”
araaaa mela bzajtu u nehejtuh l pic eeee…….. jew sibtu lil xi hadd u gabkom hu ftakom??? fil kas sewwa amlulkom halli titalmu u ma titnejku b`hadd
you think you don’t find people like this in the north part of malta?
u leeee hiii veraa taf tiragunaw ee jiena bormliza u KBURIJA ukoll taff x naf jiena uwxx li fil north taff x hemm nies gakbinii u kulhadd irida tal qadiss dakk li hemm !! u kulhadd jilhaq salib hatt iehor goru takom u daqsekk qiskom qatt ma rajtu xejj nisthii nighd li jiena maltija bin nies injurantii l hawn !
it tfajla tieghi bormliza iktar minnek, u tidhak hafna taqra dan l-artiklu, ghax b’differenza minnek taf tiehu cajta.
U m’ghandekx alfejn toqghod tghid kemm int kburija, diga fimnija min ISMEK. NEKESHIA.
Kumbinazzjoni, dhalt nara x’inhi din, u qed nara il comments, b hekk niftakar li noqod malta ghax in nies maltin jiehdu l ewwel ghal injuranza u ghal ilsien hazin, ghalhek li storja ta san pawl, malta u il lifa!
jiena mis south u qatt ma naf li hawn logistika tghid li tfajliet ta south ta eta zghira johorgu tqal iktar min ta north, din ingibuwha fuq il gazzetta halli min qal hekk ixxerred l-injuranza li ghandu.
Il-haga tad-dahk hi li n-nies mis-South li qed jhossuhom insultati ma ndunawx li dan l-artiklu, waqt li iva qed jitnejjek b’nies hamalli, fl-istess hin qed jaqbez ghas-South ghax tefawlkom kollox hazin – il-power station, Freeport, fish farms etc.
Tghallmu aqraw sew qabel ma tinfexxu tirrabjaw -.-
Im from the south but laughed my ass off at all this…come one we all know there is truth in this! Im not a ham…..sandwich so no offence taken but hey dont mess with mango chutney sandwich or I’ll F U up !
p.s. to those who are sweatin the family jewels off: “put jor lipstik on maj dipstikk hijj”
your comment has restored my faith in humanity
Kulhadd nesa li fin-north hemm il-mizbla, fejn kull haga li tarmu tintefa hemm? Iva, is-south (focking SAWT) hu tan-nejk, ikrah, mimli hamalli, stat ta’ dizastru u abbandun, imfawwar bi problemi socjali, nies li ma jafux jiktbu, nuqqas ta civilizzazjoni, glied, sparaturi fuq nies innocenti, tradituri tal-pajjiz, invazjonijiet minn qawwiet militari barranin, gwerra civili u gvern militari. Kif indunajtu kien hemm naqa satira fil-kumment tieghi, imma xorta ha toqtluni ghax ma tafux tiehdu cajta
Btw Bormla, jaaaqq, min jaf x’hemm tat-tidlik lol
kemm il madonna tahseb l inti bravu aaaa…. xiraq xi wiehd ms tahdimx u tiregistra inti wara kollox go mlta qijad u anzi ahjar tahdem ja bott l *** ha jkun emm 3 kwarti ta nies ta konnonera jihdu ir relif min fuqek BILFORSSSSSSSS ……. mux bin nejk qed najdlek nixtiqiek qijad hdeja ha nara l full set li adni kif ailt umi bsahitom bizzejed mal gilda ta wiccek.. mur gibek tejx go Hollywood inti kif tqazes lalla li halqek. taf x anna ahna tal konnonera li hadd ma jamlilna bziq fuq imnihirna ax nikluh u naqbzu al xulxijn
Dafuq you sayin’ brah?
Really, dafuq?
I agree with the last comment (Schizosquirrel) but to be fair I also agree that ‘hamalli’ are found all over the island, not just in the South. Many other factors other than a person’s hometown come into play. I really do understand why some would get offended by the title.. after countless years hearing the same thing over and over again a person reaches his breaking point, although you must be smart enough to realize who the article is truly targeting. I personally wouldn’t give a rat’s ass if an article targets Sliema (yes I’m a Slimiza) but different people have different opinions. Although I must admit, ‘Bugibba shore’ or ‘Valletta shore’ wouldn’t be as catchy:p
And with regards to the stereotypical comments, you are going to be called a hamallu/a if you dress the way these two girls do and pose the way they do. Live with it. If you are actually a kind-hearted well-mannered decent person, you shouldn’t be dressing this way, you are literally drowning yourself in your own shit. Unfortunately your appearance does reflect your character. Welcome to Earth.
They did actually take the piss out of the tal-pepe type, several times, but did these people complain then? I think not.
(In fairness maybe they hadn’t heard of Bis-Serjeta before this.)
Very entertaining! An article about Maltese sense of humour next
Nifthemu, l-artiklu dahhakni bhal dejjem, imma llum il-kummenti dahhkuni izjed. U qabel ma xi hadd jaqbez fuqi, jiena born and bred in the south
Forsi ahjar nispecifikaw jekk Karl u Krista humiex mis-south ukoll, ghax jekk iva, l-artiklu zgur jittiehed b’izjed gusto.
Ghax din bhal tal-afro-amerikani – meta dawn jghidu ‘niggers’ lil xulxin jittiehed bhala kumpliment, imma jekk imur xi wiehed bjond jghidilhom niggers ikunu jridu jqattghuh,
Dawn it-tip ta’ nies issibhom kullimkien, jekk mingħalikhom li din satira, sejrin żball… għamlu ir-riċerka kompetenti u mhux titfaw l-ewwel ħaġa li tiġi f-moħħkhom…
madonna mohkom biex tghidu fuq in nies aqtawa naqa qalmadofff matistawx taraw pikk madonaaaa , il hammalli kulimkien qeghdinn u aqtawa ghax qaziztu lalla li halqkom issa
Jien min bormla u kburi…. Kulhadd jigbor lil kulhadd f’keffa wahda edin intom…taf xtaraw dawk in-nies li joqodu bormla u m’humiex min hemm li ed ihallulna timbru ikrah…Araw il-Bormlizi li ma joqodux bormla u taraw nies ta qalb kbira li f’malta ftit issib bhalhom… u din li injoranti aqtawa ta….jien min bormla u fl-iskola miniex batut u mmur wahda mill-ahjar skejjel f’malta u bhali awn hafna….Biex tkuunu tafu jekk tamluwa maghna tkunu tafu x’jien nghid…
Is it true jersey shore is coming to Malta ????????
Wow Maltese is a weirder reading language than Basque, sounds psycho!
Tinduna li in nies mis-south meta taqra l comments tahhom u tahsibom illiterati
what a load of butthurt ^^ these comments are twice as amusing as the article itself!