100 year old prostitute still going strong

By Tessie Theuma – Happy fluffy story correspondent 

Sitting on her plastic-covered scarlet arm-chair in the boudoir of her Gzira home, one would be forgiven for thinking Doris Borg is just a regular sweet old granny. But while she is indeed sweet as kannoli, she also has a more illicit side: she is Malta’s oldest working prostitute.

The silver-haired “anzjana tat-triq“, as she calls herself, celebrated her birthday on January 2, surrounded by prominent politicians, businessmen, lawyers and members of the clergy, all of whom were in costume to protect their identities. “I so enjoyed lapping up their warm greetings,” she beams.

Doris says she has been in the world’s oldest profession ever since she can remember. She comes from a long line of ladies of the night. “My mother was a prostitute, and her mother before her. Her mother was a cloistered nun so I’m not sure what happened there. There hasn’t been a proper male member of the family for generations.”

During her long life, the centenarian has lived through her fair share of momentous events. She has particularly fond memories of World War II. “All those marines,” she says wistfully. “Some historians say the invasion of Sicily might not have succeeded had the entire British 51st infantry division not spent a morale-boosting night with me before they shipped out.”

How has she managed to live for so long? “Well I’m lucky enough to do what I love, even though I don’t love who I do most of the time. I’ve never had a break, except for my hip of course.

“Also, a Ghanaian former witchdoctor once told me his seed had life-giving properties. It appears to have worked.”

Doris admits that due to her advanced age, the market she caters for is somewhat niche. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite” say her ads on Maltapark. “Oh yes, I’m very web savvy,” she says. “One of my last clients, bless him, was a  shy computer programmer, and he set up a Facebook page for me, which really helps to set up appointments since I can only cover about 30 metres of pavement in a day nowadays, and that’s with my Zimmer frame.

She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”

Being more than a century old certainly hasn’t diminished her creativity either. “I can do more things with a tire-swing and a rolling pin than you could ever possibly imagine.”

What does she think of her younger counterparts? “Bah, in my day we used to learn everything on the job, if you’ll pardon the pun. Hookers today don’t know they’re born, with their MCAST courses and ETC training schemes.”

Despite the fact that her more glamourous days are arguably behind her, Doris has no intentions of retiring any time soon. “No matter how old I get I won’t stop bending over backwards to make sure my clients are satisfied.”

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95 Responses to “100 year old prostitute still going strong”

  1. ghandek email ?

  2. You GO DORIS

  3. You keep going girl – good on you :-) )

  4. people are taking this too seriously :P

  5. Mc Namara, Patrick Reply January 5, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    Some people believe anything they read …. because some other people are experts on imaginative writing (like the author of this article), There’s quite a number similar stories to this article on face-book. Makes a change from true drama.

  6. This chick is funny as hell! Doris admits that due to her advanced age, the market she caters for is somewhat niche. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite” say her ads on Maltapark

    She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”

    “No matter how old I get I won’t stop bending over backwards to make sure my clients are satisfied.”

    Hats off to you, m’lady. For entertaining all those men for so many years.

  7. what a hoot Doris !! — love it !!

  8. Its not the only case reported in Malta, here is another example: http://www.maltagenealogy.com/libro%20d'oro/lebastardede%20moscati.html

    It would be interesting to see how far back her lineage goes in the profession and if her daughters are carrying on the tradition too.

  9. What’s the big deal? Whores get old, too. What a skank.

  10. Elderly whore.

  11. Well, yeah – of course she broke her hip!

  12. There’s quite a number similar stories to this article on face-book. Makes a change from true drama.My friend just met a chocolate man on Blackwhiteplanet.C0Mit’s where for men and women looking for interracial’ship for a fabulous lifestyle.It’s a nice place for black white sing’les, to interact with each other…no games or extremes in front of true love.You keep going girl – good on you :-)

  13. she might be old , but NEVER knew what sex was all about—–2 persons male/female become one in flesh and spirit…………..don’t sell your soul for 2 minute fun + lust.

    God STILL GIVE HER TIME TO REPENT , OTHER WISE SHE GOES TO HELL.

    TURN OR BURN DORIS.

    YOU A SERVANT OF SATIN– SO REPENT .

  14. min kitibha din king :D

    haha dhaqt dahka illum

  15. Doris Borg – resistance is futile

  16. Doris you just keep going girl. We need more in this world like you for god sakes when God made your mold he made it to last bless that old man upstair. You give world peice a whole new meaning. LOL excuse me I mean peace…. “Smiles and winks”

  17. Is that why some say age doesn’t matter? ;-)

  18. She proves that just because the oven is old, doesn’t mean it can’t cook up a storm. Good for you girl!

  19. Respect for having the guts to do what you love without fear of judgement ma’am. Might not have been *my* first career choice, but nonetheless, you have my respect.

  20. Good for you Doris! It’s the oldest profession in the world and by no means nothing to be ashamed of! It’s this profession that prevents women and children from getting raped and murdered, I commend you, and age aint nothin but a number sweetheart! xx

  21. I threw up a LOT in my mouth.

  22. My heroiene!!!!

  23. shy computer programmers who… ‘is into necrophilia but not quite’…..that’s why we don’t date some geeks.. :)

  24. we know this is true because they never lie on the internet

  25. 47, WM, HWP, Email me :) !!!

  26. Hookers today don’t know they’re born, with their MCAST courses and ETC training schemes.”

  27. I’m particularly baffled by the idiotic comments under that article. If not for the idiots in the world we wouldn’t know intelligence. Jeez, The internet is a hot bed of stupid commentary.

  28. I don’t believe this story!

  29. Oh my Gosh!!!! I don’t know whether i should gag….or praise her for being this old and living her “dream”…..

  30. This is a joke ta!! People leaving comments really can’t tell???!!!

  31. Wow, fantastic example of the disgusting cling of western moral culture. Malta, the graveyard of crusaders past, britishers, and all the christian/catholic/clergy illuminati trash there is.

  32. Xi hmieg. Jekk ghadha ssib min imur maghha ifisser li hemm hafna nies instabbli barra t-triqat.

  33. This woman is really sick! Even if this were a joke coming from her, she must be sick to have these ideas!

  34. I see the love in this woman’s face, and she has plenty for everyone. So beautiful she is. Nice to see some one who has such a big heart. A high priestess. And if its a made up story, I still LOVE it! Old whores rock.

  35. I can’t believe that people think this is a real person. I just hope that who ever owns this face is ok with them turning her into a whore.

  36. the photo is a stock image. not doris. thus the article is probably a joke.

  37. Hear she has a glass eye, also….and she’ll be keeping an eye out for ya..

  38. Sindbad Jeffery Peeon Reply January 13, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    I just wanna tell you how much of an inspiration you are to me. Would it be alright if i schedule an appointment with you and give you some of my jewish seed as well. I heard it has magical powers

  39. Take a good look at the photo. See the watermark at the top? It says “www.worldofstock.com” which is a stock photo website.

    Y’all just got punked.

  40. This is not a hoax… I’ve been a customer of Dorrie’s since 1954 when I worked as a food engineer in malta, working for Horlick’s corporation of Racine, Wisconsin. I did well enough at my career that I could buy a property there and spend spring and summer there most years. My wife runs a business in the US and can only join me for a week or so here and there. To ease the lonely nights, I often visit Dorrie for a tune-up and some feminine companionship. My wife is only 73, but she could learn a thing or two from Doris, between you and me.

    Jazz

  41. Bible beating losers. Why do any of you care what she does with her life. She enjoys it and makes others happy. The only reason you are bitching is because you aren’t happy with your life. It is dumb losers like you who have so many personal issues you point out other issues on other people to try and deflect people’s attention away from your own. Ignorant, stupid, hatefully piece of crap. Get a life and stop judging other people. Look in the mirror and worry about yourself. This topic is about human beings not religion! So shut up and stop being such a pussy!

  42. She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”

    This had me laughing my heart out and in tears! thanks for brightening my day :)

  43. I want to be inside her.

  44. you go granney I ma 24 I know not very many gyes wiill want me men can be cretical ..but I want you to know you are still butefull..

  45. You go granny you are asome ….;}
    I am 24 I know not very many gyes will like me or want to mary me.. you know men can be critical .. My Family want to have a arange marage for me but I know he is not the right one … I know he will not like me at all… You are butefull you should not fill bad at all .. Jamia be happy pray for me …

  46. WOW, it was always my dream of doing it with a 100 year old prostitute,there on the hills of Bahrija.

  47. I luv the way she did because she may not survive without it

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