Clinton Paul releases first new song post-adoption
By Hymen Grech
International pop star and heart-throb Clinton Paul has released his first single since being adopted by Angelina Jolie four months ago.
Mr Jolie-Paul wrote the song, entitled Hey Mr. Mickey Mouse (see video below), after a visit to Disney World in Orlando, Florida with his adoptive parents and motley collection of siblings.
The song features the somewhat dark lyrics “Hey Mr. Mickey Mouse, I’m going to burn a house (sic).”
Explaining the meaning of the lyrics, Ms Jolie said Clinton did not enjoy the trip as much as the family had hoped he would. “At first he was really having fun, as you can see from the picture above, but then he went on the Tower of Terror ride and got so scared that he wet himself…and Brad”, she said while changing the singer’s nappy at their home in Malibu, California.
“Later, a little girl asked to take a picture with him. He was thrilled, until he realised that the girl thought he was Dumbo.”
After that, Clinton’s mood turned sour, according to Jolie. “He kept asking for petrol and a lighter so he could ‘raze this temple of rodent idolatry to the ground’.